I am a Liar.
I lie. I lie about unimportant things. I don't know why I do this. I even catch myself as I am doing it, and I ask myself why I just lied about that. For example, I once told my sister-in-law that I wore one size larger in bras than I really do. Why is that important that she think I have a bigger rack than I obviously posses? It's things that don't even matter. No one is going to judge me if I say I only had 2 pieces of the pizza instead of three. No one really cares that my car get 3 less mpg than what I tell them. My family isn't going to think differently about my husband that he starts work this week rather than last. I don't know why I do these simple small lies and it's difficult to keep up with the ones I do tell and to whom. Maybe it's an underlying fear of not being good enough or wanting to present a better face than I have. What difference does it make that I have been married only 8 years versus the ten I tell people. Or how about I'm 27 and not 30. I have two years left in college and not 1.5. Seriously, wtf, brain?